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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2012, 12:39:02 PM »
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

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I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2012, 12:39:45 PM »
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 12:42:34 PM »
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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2012, 01:08:06 PM »
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:

No slates...  noooo:

Weelllll. . . They were on the roof originally - I believe I've still got one somewhere . . .

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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2012, 01:10:08 PM »
Oh dear  ::)

Looks as though I'd better give everyone a Bishop's Finger then!

Barman - you know what to do.....

Can you pay...?  rubschin:

I'll refer you to Nick's post above - and if I were to say where I'd been - well, then I'd have to kill you!

 whistle:

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Weelllll. . . They were on the roof originally - I believe I've still got one somewhere . . .

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2012, 01:10:45 PM »
It's a good job it's sobriety season  whistle:
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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2012, 01:12:06 PM »
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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2012, 01:14:28 PM »
I think I heard someone say Wormwood - in which case, an Absinthe sounds to be just what the doctor ordered. I'll have a large one please!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2012, 01:15:04 PM »
I think I heard someone say Wormwood - in which case, an Absinthe sounds to be just what the doctor ordered. I'll have a large one please!

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2012, 01:20:52 PM »
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2012, 01:23:25 PM »
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.
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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2012, 01:34:18 PM »
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2012, 01:34:57 PM »
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?

Baldy told me  angel1
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Re: Just in case she pops in like.
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2012, 01:39:23 PM »
Any road up, had I been visiting at Her Majesty's pleasure, then I'd have been around as normal.

My understanding is that they've got all mod cons (and lags) in there these days.

Like bloody Butlins it seems.    Angry9:

But with better food and entertainment.

Are you speaking from personal experience there Beagle?

Baldy told me  angel1

You know Baldy!!!    eeek:

Bloody hell!

What's the daft sod doing these days?   (last I heard it was a ten stretch)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!