I now hear clearly everything, a mixed blessing frankly 
Apparently irrigation - thank you Nurse - is a thing of the past. Vacuuming is the way forward 
A friend now tells me he has his ears vacuumed every six months. All manner of detritus is whisked, or perhaps Dysoned away leaving the aural passages clear and free ... 
Anyone had their ears sucked?
I used to have mine syringed every 6 months or so as they would become blocked and painful. This would involve calling the surgery to make an appointment being told call back in three or four days after I had put drops of oil into each ear to soften the wax. Doing as I was told then calling them back only to be told to call back in three or four days when they had an appointment free.
I got so hacked off with it all that several years ago I purchased a large plastic syringe and started doing it myself.
Not sure it would work with the hoover though.
Was it on here that a discussion was held as to what we could do with our collective earwax and navel fluff?
