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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2012, 12:42:03 PM »
You wicked, wicked man  lol:

He was a black belt at something or the other ( not the Persil Annual washing championships) .....so you can just call him Dan  :thumbsup:
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2012, 01:03:50 PM »
A black belt in Origami prolly...
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 01:05:07 PM »
He folds as soon as he's threatened?
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 02:36:18 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2012, 01:05:07 PM
He folds as soon as he's threatened?

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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2012, 03:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 12:33:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2012, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2012, 12:18:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:11:20 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
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Sorry but nobody I know gets buried these days, it's all cremations so I assumed that was what DS meant and that we were supposed to pick up on the joke.

P'raps I am too quick.  redface:
A good dog is always on the ball.  ;)
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2012, 03:32:15 PM »
Usually both in his case  noooo:
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 05:26:33 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on March 27, 2012, 12:36:44 PM
Send me his number...we could have some fun with this ;-)

Send me his number too then we could really mess with his mind. eveilgrin:
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2012, 11:53:08 AM »
If you really want to mess with his mind give Nick his number. Can you imagine the effect on an unprepared victim...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2012, 11:56:44 AM »
I have just had a text from my boss, you know the one that's having an affair with another married bloke at work ( yes it still continues on  noooo: )

She came for the drink up last night but didn't stay long.

She was asking how long I stayed for  and then said something about her blokey   but in this text she says " Why can't I deal with men like you do !!! Could we talk at some point today ? I need one of your sanity sessions "   happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2012, 12:09:17 PM »
Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary  ;)
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Re: Out of the blue
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2012, 03:10:50 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 31, 2012, 12:09:17 PM
Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

"Deal with"  rubschin:
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