I generally speaking like dogs, but last night......MASSIVE Golden Labby saw me from 30/40 ft away, and charged at full pelt.
Convinced it was going to be one of those familiar 'i'm pleased to see you and I'm going to jump up at you with me muddy paws type moments, but no, it just barged into my legs probably at about 15mph and sent me flying into the undergrowth.
Too put it mildly, the now shouting and running after the bloody beasts owners got themselves right on the end of a severe tounge lashing from me.
Goosed knee and shoulder are even MORE piggin' goosed now.
Hobbled and limped away, covered in shite, and all they could do was say "oh, I'm so so so sorry, over and over again.
FUCK RIGHT OFF!
