Santander...GET STUFFED!

[GROWLER]

Been with them (formerly Abbey) for 12 years now.
Free business banking, freepost yer cheques and a tiny lickle bit of intrest on the balance too. Sweet, and has werked most satisfactorily.

Letter yesterday infroms me that they will be transferring my business accoiunt to the NEW AWARD winning...AWARD WINNING I SAY.....£7.50 fixed monthly fee account, now with the new added 'benefit', I say BENEFIT  of being able to use the PO to make deposits.

I willl also have FULL acces now to a team of 'experts such as a GROWING team of Regional Managers, Local Business Managers, AND....AND a banking consultant!
ALL at NO extra charge too...apart from the £7.50 of course...per month...forever.

I can hardly piggin' contain meself with the sheer delight and overwhelming excitement, oh joy of unrivalled bastard joys.

I shall be ringing them on Monday morning to ask what the AWARD is that this new £7.50 fixed fee business account actually is?

Bank twats of the year award?
Legalised theft of more customers money award?

I shall report back with their answer and explanation.

Meanwhile, I'll be informing them that I'd be most obliged if they could install their NEW AWARD WINNING £7.50 a momnth fixed fee account firmly up their numerous directors riggets.

[Barman]

Well said growler! 

Only a mong like Nick would fall for that.... 

[GROWLER]

Well said growler! 

Only a mong like Nick would fall for that.... 

I'm actually quite incensed tbqh.
Hard to believe I know, but actually true.

THESE TWATS have collectively ripped our kecks and gruns RIGHT down, shirts off our backs...and in essence....done a bastard runner with them, waving 2 fingers over their shoulders at us mere paying to get them out the shit plebs.

[GROWLER]

Well said growler! 

Only a mong like Nick would fall for that.... 

I couldn't possibly comment  , but standby for the customary and most tiresome....

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile, the Co-Op FSA business banking beckons.

All free, intrest on credit babance, and you get a £25 loyalty bonus every year too!

Still got my account with them from my off roading schooell, and still getting my £25 bonus evey crimbo even though I've not actually used the account for 3 years!!  

Must lob a few snotters in it actually, ir they'll probably close it due to lack of use...apart from them actually paying me!

[Just One More]

Been with them (formerly Abbey) for 12 years now.
Free business banking, freepost yer cheques and a tiny lickle bit of intrest on the balance too. Sweet, and has werked most satisfactorily.

Letter yesterday infroms me that they will be transferring my business accoiunt to the NEW AWARD winning...AWARD WINNING I SAY.....£7.50 fixed monthly fee account, now with the new added 'benefit', I say BENEFIT  of being able to use the PO to make deposits.

I willl also have FULL acces now to a team of 'experts such as a GROWING team of Regional Managers, Local Business Managers, AND....AND a banking consultant!
ALL at NO extra charge too...apart from the £7.50 of course...per month...forever.

I can hardly piggin' contain meself with the sheer delight and overwhelming excitement, oh joy of unrivalled bastard joys.

I shall be ringing them on Monday morning to ask what the AWARD is that this new £7.50 fixed fee business account actually is?

Bank twats of the year award?
Legalised theft of more customers money award?

I shall report back with their answer and explanation.

Meanwhile, I'll be informing them that I'd be most obliged if they could install their NEW AWARD WINNING £7.50 a momnth fixed fee account firmly up their numerous directors riggets.