It's just not right ...........

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh yes there is an old Cypriot nursery rhyme most of which the sands of time have erased from the collective memory but it begins.....


Incy Wincy Papou
Climbed up the ladder
Then fell off the roof

Of course it looses a little of it's lyricism in the translation.

[Barman]

 

Oi! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

   You have gone down in the annals of history.  Well, you have certainly gone down in the anal's anyway.

[Barman]

  You have gone down in the annals of history.  Well, you have certainly gone down in the anal's anyway.