The all new thread meets gutter before it get's off the ground, as it were.

[Barman]

Half a worm can crawl a long way agter it has been cuo in half.   They are now homed one site suggests keeping them in the bedroom.  They make a lot of noise.

It would be a ¼ worm if you cut ½ a worm in half... 

Are you sure they're worms...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Half a worm can crawl a long way agter it has been cuo in half.   They are now homed one site suggests keeping them in the bedroom.  They make a lot of noise.

I expect you are accustomed to a lot of noise in the bedroom, if I may steer us back on topic

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Half a worm can crawl a long way agter it has been cuo in half.   They are now homed one site suggests keeping them in the bedroom.  They make a lot of noise.

I expect you are accustomed to a lot of noise in the bedroom, if I may steer us back on topic

That's as maybe Darwin, but I doubt it's due to worms!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Half A Sixpence (Tommy Steele) - Lyric Players

No wonder I am where I am now if it is worms I have been using.

My spell chck option seems to have gone from everywhere. 

[Darwins Selection]

My spell chck option seems to have gone from everywhere. 

Sew wee notised.