Frozen cursor

[GROWLER]

What do you do when the mousey thing refuses to move the cursor arrowy thingy please?
Tried cleaning the lense with the red light shining out of it wotnot before you suggest like too.

Done it twice lately, last time this morning, and ended up having to press the re-boot button to turn this heap of shitty nasty digital witch craft machinery  off.

Pressed every piggin button on the keyboard to no avail. Tried the 'twatting it' fix too, but even that didn't werk.   

[Barman]

What do you do when the mousey thing refuses to move the cursor arrowy thingy please?
Tried cleaning the lense with the red light shining out of it wotnot before you suggest like too.

Done it twice lately, last time this morning, and ended up having to press the re-boot button to turn this heap of shitty nasty digital witch craft machinery  off.

Pressed every piggin button on the keyboard to no avail. Tried the 'twatting it' fix too, but even that didn't werk.   

Is it a USB mouse...? 

[GROWLER]

What do you do when the mousey thing refuses to move the cursor arrowy thingy please?
Tried cleaning the lense with the red light shining out of it wotnot before you suggest like too.

Done it twice lately, last time this morning, and ended up having to press the re-boot button to turn this heap of shitty nasty digital witch craft machinery  off.

Pressed every piggin button on the keyboard to no avail. Tried the 'twatting it' fix too, but even that didn't werk.   

Is it a USB mouse...? 

It plugs into a 'ole in the back of this creature.
Is that what you mean?

It's got a wire hanging out of its arse, so it's not a 'wireless' one if that's what you meant.

Been alright since, and only done it twice this year, but sssssso annoying when you've tapped out a load of crap but can't move the arrowy thing to the 'send' box.
Lost the lot i did.

[tel]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

[GROWLER]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

Why did it lock itself up in the first place though tel?

[tel]

Prolly on it's way out.

[Darwins Selection]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

Why did it lock itself up in the first place though tel?

Mine stops if you put the mobile phone too near it.

Pulling the plug out of the PC then putting it back seems to cure it.

[GROWLER]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

Why did it lock itself up in the first place though tel?

Mine stops if you put the mobile phone too near it.

Pulling the plug out of the PC then putting it back seems to cure it.

Top tip that DFS. 

I shall indeed try that next time.
Also found me old mousey too, so I'll lob tjhat in if needs be.

[GROWLER]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

Why did it lock itself up in the first place though tel?

Mine stops if you put the mobile phone too near it.

Pulling the plug out of the PC then putting it back seems to cure it.

Top tip that DFS. 

I shall indeed try that next time.
Also found me old mousey too, so I'll lob tjhat in if needs be.

HA HA HA!!

Just noticed that, and please believe me when I say that was actually done accidentally.
Must have clipped the F when I typed in the D.
Sweet!

[Darwins Selection]

You need to learn the keyboard short-cuts.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126449

Why did it lock itself up in the first place though tel?

Mine stops if you put the mobile phone too near it.

Pulling the plug out of the PC then putting it back seems to cure it.

Top tip that DFS. 

I shall indeed try that next time.
Also found me old mousey too, so I'll lob tjhat in if needs be.

HA HA HA!!

Just noticed that, and please believe me when I say that was actually done accidentally.
Must have clipped the F when I typed in the D.
Sweet!

Always got a sale on.

Need any turnips?