Just rung the quackters to make an appoinkment 'cus i want to get this 'goosed neck' problem sorted, as it's getting werserer by the day.

Receptionist told me thay are now conducting an experiment, and no, you can't have an appointmment, but the quackter will ring you within the next 3 hours and he/she will make the decision as to if he/she considers an appontment is required, "not you, you mealey mouthed whinging whining hypochondriatic little sheepeley shit".

NHS slippy slope is getting steeper i suspect.
Dowmnright dangerous risk they are taking here imo.
If they are totally relying on their patients explantion as to what they think is wrong with them, and said patient misses out some vital infomation that really warranted a visible inspection, then where is this going to lead to?