WHO TF invented the Inglish langwidge?

[Snoopy]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

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NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad!

Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery?

Unnecessary is easy to remember.  You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's 

Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it

Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?

Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. 

Mrs D ...........     did I miss something,,,,,,,,,,,

There's always one. 

[Darwins Selection]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.

As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.

[apc2010]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.

As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.

 

[Barman]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

One of the older codgers in the village was a radio operator when it was all Morse code, and he told me almost all the 'text speak' abbreviations are the same as they used back then.

As for Growler spelling correctly, there is no 'f' in 'chance'.