Bastard BT!

[Nick]

Have just had three THREE phone calls from some Indian call centre. It seems that if I sign up now to BT Broadband the service is totally free (there is bound to be a catch)I said I already have BT Broadband but pay about ?20 a month for it, so I am glad to be going free now. "That is not how it works," he said. AND HE HUNG UP!!

[Barman]

Here, have an emoticon that I found on the floor...