Warning Lights

[Nick]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

[Baldy]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

[Darwins Selection]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

[Baldy]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 

[Steve]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 

[boogs]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.

 

It could only happen to Nick.....

[Barman]

I got picked up to got to Andover last night by a laydee in a Mini Cooper.

She said, "There's a warning light come on on the dashboard, can you look at the manual and find out what it means?"

I obliged. We hurtled towards Andover.

I finally found it.. "It means your brakes are about to fail."

She said, "We'd better hurry then," and accelerated 

To get there before an accident happens? 

The light went out as soon as Nick left the car anyway.