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Offline apc2010

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2013, 11:57:38 AM »
Do not forget to fill the kettle through the spout. Thumbs:

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Nick hasn't got a kettle...... noooo:

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2013, 11:58:14 AM »
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2013, 12:18:04 PM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:

You won't need to someone else will judge... :thumbsup:

Who...?  rubschin:
I don't know someone... evil:
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2013, 12:19:28 PM »
Do not forget to fill the kettle through the spout. Thumbs:

Is there any other way... ;)
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2013, 12:24:55 PM »
I have a left handed teapot.

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2013, 12:28:50 PM »
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Re: Tea!
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2013, 12:34:55 PM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:

You won't need to someone else will judge... :thumbsup:

Who...?  rubschin:
I don't know someone... evil:

You haven't thought this through have you...?   noooo:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2013, 12:50:23 PM »
How can people feck it up so much!  Banghead

1) Tea bag in cup
2) Pour boiling water on tea bag
3) Mash tea bag around for a bit
4) Remove tea bag
5) Add milk

You do not, repeat NOT add milk at stage 2!  cussing:

That just produces milky-slop.....  noooo:

Noes not if it is done properly... noooo:
If the milk goes in at stage 2 you can see after stage 3 that it is strong enough before stage 4...
If you leave it to stage 5 and you have not completed stage 3 correctly then you get milky slop.. ::)

At home tho I use a teapot as Mr B has 3 mugs at one time .. ::)

1) Warm pot
2) Add Yorkshire teabags x 2
3) Add boiling water
4) Tea cosy
5) Leave to brew approx 5 mins
6) Stir and pour
7) Perfect     cloud9:

It is not the process it is the idiot making it.... :thumbsup:

Silly gerl.... ::)

What is the point of adding boiling water if you immediately cool it with milk from the fridge?  noooo:

But once the teabag has been removed if too much milk is added you get slop... confused:

Don't add too much milk then... ::)

I don't I add it at stage 2.... :thumbsup:

Then you make milky-slop....  sick2:

Oh contraire I am told I make excellent tea as I do many things... eyes:

Milky slop I tells ya!  cussing:

Noes excellent  tea I challenges you one day if/when we ever meet ... ;)

I won't drink it....  noooo:

You won't need to someone else will judge... :thumbsup:

Who...?  rubschin:
I don't know someone... evil:

You haven't thought this through have you...?   noooo:

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Re: Tea!
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2013, 01:47:38 PM »
Do not forget to fill the kettle through the spout. Thumbs:
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