I got an e-mail this evening... apparently from.... ME!
My name, and the e-mail address is almost the same as mine... subtly different....
The title of the e-mail is "Who the fuck are you?"
I of course replies
with lower grades one buys soot gets in your eyes "More to the point, who the fuck are you?"
Other me (OM) then replies: "I am Barman and am getting all kinds of shit because of you. What do the police want you for anyway?"
Me: Hahahahahahaha! That must be Nick right...? Fuck right off...
OM: Bastardo!