Bad luck in the family (even more so than Tipsy)

[Baldy]

SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left 

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it 

 

[Nick]

i HAVE TO SEE BOTH AGAIN TOMORROW 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

SO my next project is to get my flat recarpeted. Pink Sis suggests:

http://www.blacklockcarpets.co.uk/

I go in. Ms Blacklock is a butch lesbian. Hair, piercing, the lot.

She says her brother will come round to measure up.

He has just left 

Camper than Julian CLary. He even had make up on. AND THE WALK!!!

Mr and Mrs Blacklock must be baffled

If he'd of caught you taking a picture of his arse you'd have known about it 

As would we, JOM as would we.