Reasonable force

[Barman]

I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "

Moved how far????

[Berek]

I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him..

[Barman]

I dunno.. he must have a hell of a sack on him..

Well he has now... 

[Pastis]

I think we need a second opinion 

[Barman]

I think we need a second opinion 

Bloody hell ? that is a big sack!

[Nick]

 

 

He has saved us from Carbon Dioxide.

NOT

Daft egotistical Irish scrotebag






In a kindly way

[Nick]

I was reading through some old Incident Report forms at work and had to laugh at the way a colleague described an incident:

" Mr **** swiped my testicles which where thus moved from their usual position "

To where?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Two and a half years for ripping off a man's testicle ....... she apparently was slightly annoyed with her boyfriend , grabbed his equipment and pulled 'hard' , ripping it off completely. 

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Don't think it will 'live with her' as much as poor old Geoff though. Ouch 

That so reminds me of a jolly marching song that the chaps and I sing as we enter Poland, about a Herr Hitler having just one and Mr Himmler being similar  oh happy days!