He can pick up some for free if he pops into the clinic .... 
It is most likely when rather than 'if' Boogs. We know what he is like, you wouldn't want to go near it unless you were armed with a wire brush, Dettol and extra thick Marigolds. Those poor poor Cypriot woman need it well hidden before they do near it. In fact he would probably do better disguising it as something, not sure what though or better still he could tell the dear (in both meaning of the word) that it is something (don't know what though) disguised as a willy, I can see a new thread in the making.
