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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2007, 02:22:28 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:

Those poles don't get my vote  noooo: but the disco ball would  ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think  rubschin:

They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.

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Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?

That would certainly get my vote. Perhaps some scrubbing bushes tied to their feet too?

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2007, 02:22:35 PM »
Glitter balls make me giddy  confused:

How did GG cope then?? One assumes his were ....... rubschin:

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2007, 02:24:23 PM »
How about getting one of these poles before they all go.

I'm sure you could find a myriad of uses for it  eyes:

It might make Barman happy  rubschin:

Those poles don't get my vote  noooo: but the disco ball would  ;D
Then all you lovely punters on the non working side of the bar would look sparkly, shiney and new, kind of like you were wearing twinkley sequins - what do you think  rubschin:

They aren't as good as you think they are going to be you know. Bit of a disapointment really.

Oh thats really a shame  cry:
Okay suggest a quick puff with the Mr. Sheen for each punter entering before they commence leanage on the bar around - should save us a bit of dusting after bar hours don't you think ?

That would certainly get my vote. Perhaps some scrubbing bushes tied to their feet too?

And some appropriately placed large brooms - or is that letting the revenge fantasy go a little too far  whistle:

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2007, 03:56:55 PM »
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Bit of a disapointment really

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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2007, 04:44:55 PM »
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Bit of a disapointment really

SPELLING!

Sounds to me like a volunteer for a broom! eeek:
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2007, 05:04:12 PM »
See! I told you those Poles would come in handy  doh:
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Re: Let's make Barman happy!
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2007, 05:04:54 PM »
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Bit of a disapointment really

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Sounds to me like a volunteer for a broom! eeek:
Or an upright hoover?  whistle:
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