Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire

[Grumpmeister]

And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there. 

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[Nick]

Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they?

[Darwins Selection]

And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there. 

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Obviously his wife also had a short fuse.

[Bar Wench]

Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they?

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they.  

[Nick]

oh

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they?

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. 

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then 

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .

[Bar Wench]

Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they?

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. 

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then 

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .

Ok, but the flames would lick at the base then which should be long enough for the skin to burn baby burn.

[Nick]

Too much information, though perhaps Mr Wench is hairier than average. He is Welsh, after all

[Darwins Selection]

Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my   nose
, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they?

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. 

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then 

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .

My nose only has nostrils.

Where do you get these extra accessories?

[Grumpmeister]

Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  

[Nick]

I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated

[Bar Wench]

Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  

There are times when one might think of such things.  

[Nick]

Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  

I am sure she has the necessary materials in her tat mountain (if she can find anything in there)

[Grumpmeister]

I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated

Given your track record Nick I'm half expecting to read a similar post in future concerning you and the hob/oven/bbq 

[Nick]

Well I have had the odd eyebrow problem, but haven't we all. And there was that bonfre. And that golf course