E-mail Etiquette

[Just One More]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

[boogs]

Don't you just hate that people too lazy to forward things properly specially when they obviously have not read it  I tend to delete and not read it either..

[miss Tchevious]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

[Just One More]

 

[Darwins Selection]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

Minutes?
You could print it out in Braille and read it in 45 seconds. 

[miss Tchevious]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

Minutes?
You could print it out in Braille and read it in 45 seconds. 

yes, minutes. I don't like to wear my glasses, they make me look like my Mother. 

[Darwins Selection]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

Minutes?
You could print it out in Braille and read it in 45 seconds. 

yes, minutes. I don't like to wear my glasses, they make me look like my Mother. 

So your mother needed glasses? Much is explained.

[miss Tchevious]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

Minutes?
You could print it out in Braille and read it in 45 seconds. 

yes, minutes. I don't like to wear my glasses, they make me look like my Mother. 

So your mother needed glasses? Much is explained.

Papa!

[Barman]

An e-mail floods in with a crap joke... I scroll my way down and down to the joke

Person 1 sent it to me and six others, all named

Person 2 had sent it to him and eight others, all named

Person 3 had sent it (along with his name) to 12 others with the following message before the crap joke

Disclaimer: The sender would like it known that he accepts no responsibility for the truth or accuracy of those messages which supposedly contain `factual` information on any subject including political and territorial disputes throughout the world. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the sender and should always be verified if they are to be quoted as fact. This subject matter is intended only to provide amusement or create interest by the sender who does not have the time or inclination to check every aspect of a given subject for accuracy and/or its justification.
 
Email Etiquette: Remove all names, addresses, advertisements before forwarding emails to Families and friends
This email and any files transmitted with it are intended to amuse and not to offend the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient and find the material offensive, or your computer is too slow to handle the large files that are sometime sent and if this email has been received in error, please notify the sender and request that the messages are stopped and delete the email and any designs, films pictures or drawings that may have been included.
 
Warning: Some of the material attached may not be suitable for children and you are therefore advised to be careful when you open it

Well that clearly worked    ******** ******* , what a 

at
and yet you decided to post this for us to read.....we love you, why do you hate us so, .......to just share your misery?

I love irony, but I am hating you right now. I will never get those minutes back, 

Minutes?
You could print it out in Braille and read it in 45 seconds. 

yes, minutes. I don't like to wear my glasses, they make me look like my Mother. 

So your mother needed glasses? Much is explained.

Papa!

Nicole!

[Steve]