Do not feed the bears when rat-arsed...

[TG]

...or you will die.

I mean how drunk do you have to be?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

[Snoopy]

Hoffmeister?

[Misunderstood]

We need to think about having more bears in Britain.

We can be assured they will be well fed.   Even if most of their meals are pickled!   

[GROWLER]

Lesson to you all there then.

Don't f'ckin' cross me when I'm either hungry or angry, which is most of the time on both counts. 
 
OK?

[Landlady]

Lesson to you all there then.

Don't f'ckin' cross me when I'm either hungry or angry, which is most of the time on both counts. 
 
OK?

Ok 
Your going to get your coat all dirty again though if you keep on eating like that ! I'll have to send you some 'vanish' to get those ucky red staines out 

[Darwins Selection]

. . .police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well . . .as beer cans.

Are they trying to say the bears had a skinful then ordered a takeaway?