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Re: Xbox One
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2014, 08:37:17 PM »
I got one delivered on launch day.

Without doubt it has supernatural powers.

You can talk to it and it occasionally it will do as you tell it.

You can wave and gesture at it like Tom Cruise in Minority Report and every now and then it responds.

The camera recognises people. Zooms in and tracks people as they move.

If you sit in front of it for long enough (about half an hour) it can actually measure your pulse which is obviously really useful.

It is not backwards compatible.

There are few games for it unless they are tarted up 360 games.

This is a great machine whose time is yet to come. Should have waited 6 months if not a year.

Review ended.

Bejewelled Blitz anyone?

And if the first gen Xbox 360's were anything to go by will start showing the equivalent of the red ring of death in about 6 months.  rubschin:
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