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An odd invitation
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:58:45 AM »
I have just been invited to give an after dinner speech in March  rubschin:

I am told it must contain references to:

Apprentices
Adult Education
Geodemographic profiling
Steelworkers

It has to be 20 minutes long and as funny as I can make it  eeek: rubschin:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 12:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 11:58:45 AM
I have just been invited to give an after dinner speech in March  rubschin:

I am told it must contain references to:

Apprentices
Adult Education
Geodemographic profiling
Steelworkers

It has to be 20 minutes long and as funny as I can make it  eeek: rubschin:

Tell the pope and ginger coconut story....  Thumbs:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 01:00:42 PM »
See the " APC" thread.......... Thumbs:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 01:06:35 PM »
Steelworkers  rubschin:

give em The Full Monty then  :thumbsup:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 01:09:10 PM »
I have decided to base it around Mickey Mouse  :thumbsup:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 01:30:04 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2015, 01:06:35 PM
Steelworkers  rubschin:

give em The Full Monty then  :thumbsup:

Now that would be funny  lol:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 01:31:04 PM »
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 02:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2015, 01:30:04 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2015, 01:06:35 PM
Steelworkers  rubschin:

give em The Full Monty then  :thumbsup:

Now that would be funny  lol:

He'd be able to say that he had Hob Nobs with Paul McCartney in his kitchen and shared his ginger nuts with a lecture hall of steelworkers...  rubschin:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 02:12:16 PM »
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2015, 08:07:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 01:09:10 PM
I have decided to base it around Mickey Mouse  :thumbsup:
Oh noes we should write it for you

I'll start

Ladies and Gentlemen.  Tonight, in the spirit of Adult Education, I will be telling you how  Geodemographically profiling apprentice steelworkers in no way compares to the excitement to be had with a quadcopter, a stew and  . . . . . .   
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2015, 08:26:09 AM »
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2015, 10:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2015, 08:07:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 01:09:10 PM
I have decided to base it around Mickey Mouse  :thumbsup:
Oh noes we should write it for you

I'll start

Ladies and Gentlemen.  Tonight, in the spirit of Adult Education, I will be telling you how  Geodemographically profiling apprentice steelworkers in no way compares to the excitement to be had with a quadcopter, a stew and  . . . . . .   

 lol:

Once upon a time there were 3 young steelworkers. They were called Gio, Dermo and Graff and they went on a field trip to Philly to study the thermo dynamic properties of cream cheese in  extreme microwaveable conditions
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2015, 10:07:00 AM »
My poor thread  sad24:
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2015, 11:07:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 10, 2015, 10:07:00 AM
My poor thread  sad24:
spurn our help then, see if we care when you stand up and all their eyes glaze over


(they won't of course but the thought sounded impressive)
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Re: An odd invitation
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2015, 12:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2015, 11:07:36 AM
spurn our help then, see if we care when you stand up and all their eyes glaze over

Catatonic with terror at the sight of the Ginger Shambles you say....  rubschin:
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