Fire alarm at early o'clock
50 Italians here had no sodding clue
Tried to get coffee (too cold to leave the building)
Smoked in reception (gas leak,perhaps, sir?)
Tried to take selfies with the firemen when the Brigade ARRIVED
Utter sodding chaos which reminded me of Von Ryan's Express for some reason
Turned out to be an Italian (that would be the wet one
) whose shower steam set the whole shebang off