Author Topic: Italian fire drills  (Read 633 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108863
  • Reputation: -115
Italian fire drills
« on: March 23, 2015, 07:58:10 AM »
 facepalm: facepalm:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 63308
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2015, 09:34:11 AM »
Popcorn:
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2015, 11:02:11 AM »
^^^^ Wot he mentioned.   rubschin:

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2015, 11:52:09 AM »
How many forward and reverse gears do Italian fire engines have?
I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108863
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2015, 06:38:59 PM »
Fire alarm at early o'clock
50 Italians here had no sodding clue
Tried to get coffee (too cold to leave the building)
Smoked in reception (gas leak,perhaps, sir?)
Tried to take selfies with the firemen when the Brigade ARRIVED eeek: eeek:
Utter sodding chaos which reminded me of Von Ryan's Express for some reason
Turned out to be an Italian (that would be the wet one  ::)) whose shower steam set the whole shebang off
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 63308
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 06:41:44 PM »
Fire alarm at early o'clock
50 Italians here had no sodding clue
Tried to get coffee (too cold to leave the building)
Smoked in reception (gas leak,perhaps, sir?)
Tried to take selfies with the firemen when the Brigade ARRIVED eeek: eeek:
Utter sodding chaos which reminded me of Von Ryan's Express for some reason
Turned out to be an Italian (that would be the wet one  ::)) whose shower steam set the whole shebang off
;D

Same time again tomorrow then
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108863
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Italian fire drills
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2015, 06:44:39 PM »
 facepalm:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile