The all new "Nick's adventures in Leeds" thread

[Steve]

They may have offered me a quite different job from the one I went for (more munny too). Even my agency has no clue what they are on about.

International Playboy and Jet Setter ?   

Face transplant practice patient?

[Nick]

child 

[Nick]

Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means 

Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think

[Steve]

Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means 

Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think

That will be easy peezy

They will ask for a plan to transform Leeds image for the better overnight

And you can say Kim Jon Un is looking for nuclear target practice

[apc2010]

Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means 

Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think

Moving forward..........

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means 

Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think

All it means is you have to come up with sokme plan to turn the place around without any considerartion of what resources, finances and expertise is required to make it successful.

Then when it fails it is because of the organisations lack of committment rather than your genius plan 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

A phone call floods in informing me to expect another phone call 

[Grumpmeister]

Apparently I am now their "Strategic Consultant". I have no clue what this means 

Meeting in Leeds on Thursday, I think

All it means is you have to come up with sokme plan to turn the place around without any considerartion of what resources, finances and expertise is required to make it successful.

Then when it fails it is because of the organisations lack of committment rather than your genius plan 

So going forward Nick will need to use blue sky thinking to come up with some approximate reasoning for real-time probabilistic processes. 

[Nick]

A call floods in. Leeds need a couple of weeks to think about what I have to do.

[Miss Demeanour]

They are mucking you around ! Tell them  you have another project you have been asked to work on and see if that sorts out their thinking !

[Nick]

I have done