Childhood conditioning and rude words

[Nick]

Belly was not said in our house. It was rude. I had to say tummy instead.

So the hotel menu offers "twice cooked pork belly."

After nearly 60 years since my mum told me belly was rude I cannot bring myself to order it 

[Barman]

Belly was not said in our house. It was rude. I had to say tummy instead.

So the hotel menu offers "twice cooked pork belly."

After nearly 60 years since my mum told me belly was rude I cannot bring myself to order it 

Very wise, have the faggots instead... 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Belly was not said in our house. It was rude. I had to say tummy instead.

So the hotel menu offers "twice cooked pork belly."

After nearly 60 years since my mum told me belly was rude I cannot bring myself to order it 

Very wise, have the faggots instead... 

In cider .......

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

[The Moan Ranger]

Presume that "that fat little ginger cunt" were not on the barred list?

[Nick]

 

[Pirate]

Presume that "that fat little ginger cunt" were not on the barred list?

 

[Barman]

Presume that "that fat little ginger cunt" were not on the barred list?

[Grumpmeister]

Presume that "that fat little ginger cunt" were not on the barred list?

With such a display of tact and subtlety have you ever considered a career in the foreign office? 

[Miss Demeanour]

What on earth did you call your rude bits then if the simple belly was not allowed ? 

[Nick]