Another insane project

[Nick]

4 PowerPoint slides and a handout = £6K 

[Steve]

4 PowerPoint slides and a handout = £6K 

 

Nowt wrong in brevity, if it'd been 8 slides it'd be worth half that

[Nick]

"my role is blue skies thinking, " said the man wearing braces to keep his trousers up.

"You are a twat, " I thought.

[Grumpmeister]

"my role is blue skies thinking, " said the man wearing braces to keep his trousers up.

"You are a twat, " I thought.

Play buzzword bingo during meetings you say.... 

[Nick]

Two people said "going forward" 

[Barman]

Two people said "going forward" 

They don't know you that well then do they...? 

[Darwins Selection]

Two people said "going forward" 

Who was the other one?

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Two people said "going forward" 

Who was the other one?

He had left ...

[Grumpmeister]

Two people said "going forward" 

You need to give it 110% and think outside the box to empower your people so that their core competencies mirror best practice. Getting your ducks in a row like this will allow you to shift a paradigm and take your solution to the next level so that going forward you won't have to use or hear the phrase going forward ever again. 

[Darwins Selection]

Two people said "going forward" 

You need to give it 110% and think outside the box to empower your people so that their core competencies mirror best practice. Getting your ducks in a row like this will allow you to shift a paradigm and take your solution to the next level so that going forward you won't have to use or hear the phrase going forward ever again. 

[Grumpmeister]

Two people said "going forward" 

You need to give it 110% and think outside the box to empower your people so that their core competencies mirror best practice. Getting your ducks in a row like this will allow you to shift a paradigm and take your solution to the next level so that going forward you won't have to use or hear the phrase going forward ever again. 

Used to have a knack for taking the piss out of self important blowhards full of buzzwords in meetings with stuff like that while making it sound like a serious suggestion. Only my line manager knew what I was doing so I'd try to get him to laugh each time... 

[Steve]

Two people said "going forward" 

You need to give it 110% and think outside the box to empower your people so that their core competencies mirror best practice. Getting your ducks in a row like this will allow you to shift a paradigm and take your solution to the next level so that going forward you won't have to use or hear the phrase going forward ever again. 

[Nick]

The good folk of Peterborough did not like me 

My attention is now turning towards the good folk of Hammersmith 

[Barman]

The good folk of Peterborough did not like me 

My attention is now turning towards the good folk of Hammersmith 

I told you it was a shit hole...