Much as I hate to leave in the middle of things

[Bar Wench]

Tempting to add alcohol when there were three kids eating it, but thought better of it. Some white wine is added sometimes. But not wee.

Think I might make it at the weekend. See what Mr Wench thinks. Creme Fraiche would work well perhaps?

[Barman]

Take a selection of fruit. In this case: bananas, peaches, plums, apples, pears, oranges and grapes.

Peel, core where necessary, remove seeds etc. Put all the trimmings into a pan of water with some honey and boil for about 20 minutes. Strain it and pour the HOT juice on the mixed up fruit (in a bowl obviously!) and then whack it into the freezer until it's chilled. OK?

You put your plums in it? 

[Nick]

Oddly I only had two. They needed using up. They were a bit squishy, so I boiled them whole.

[Snoopy]

Oddly I only had two. They needed using up. They were a bit squishy, so I boiled them whole.

More than enough to put me in hospital 

[Darwins Selection]

Oddly I only had two. They needed using up. They were a bit squishy, so I boiled them whole.

More than enough to put me in hospital 

Genito-Urinary burns unit I reckon.

[Nick]

That had crossed my mind. A mate of mine once accidentally ironed his willy and went to A&E. They were so shocked they sent him to the STD Clinic where he was interrogated for quite a long time before they told him to be more careful when ironing in future.