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Offline apc2010

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2020, 05:47:04 PM »
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Was the pizza ok....... rubschin:

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2020, 05:49:50 PM »
Not burnt. LL was not in the vicinity :thumbsup:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2020, 07:35:05 PM »
So he crashed while delivering pizza?  You sure he was insured?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2020, 07:42:15 PM »
Not my problem  whistle:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2020, 09:05:24 PM »
Not my problem  whistle:

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2020, 09:49:28 PM »
Not my problem  whistle:

Give him a pizza your mind........ Thumbs:

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Does Nick have any to spare......?  rubschin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2020, 03:38:13 AM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2020, 06:05:07 PM »
How do you know how much the cost of the damage is straight away ?  rubschin:

Has he got a holiday planned or needs a new phone?  rubschin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2020, 06:14:37 PM »
He told me what the damage was. I guess it must have happened a few days ago.

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