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The Boy calls
« on: June 10, 2019, 12:54:23 PM »
1. He has a job in a pea factory for the summer and is pleased to have qualified as a fork lift truck driver :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong  scared2:

2. He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?  facepalm:  What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 01:02:07 PM »
1. He has a job in a pea factory for the summer and is pleased to have qualified as a fork lift truck driver :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong  scared2:

2. He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?  facepalm:  What can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 01:03:02 PM »
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 01:08:41 PM »
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:

Still, how heavy could a warehouse full of peas be...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2019, 01:09:50 PM »
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2019, 01:22:23 PM »
My thoughts exactly!!  scared2:

Still, how heavy could a warehouse full of peas be...?  rubschin:

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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2019, 01:31:53 PM »
He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?

Tell him he'll have to mind his Peas and Qs... happy001
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2019, 01:33:27 PM »
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I reminded him that I used to have to deal with my MiL. He understood  cloud9:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2019, 01:34:10 PM »
He is meeting the fragrant Sophie's mother today for the first time for lunch. How should he behave?

Tell him he'll have to mind his Peas and Qs... happy001

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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2019, 04:45:56 PM »
How many shifts equate to the cost of a new phone ? rubschin:

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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2019, 04:52:28 PM »
£9 ph on 12 hour days  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2019, 05:01:17 PM »
Blimey ...he'll never be out of bed on his rest days  lol:
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Re: The Boy calls
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2019, 05:07:28 PM »
Poor Sophie  noooo:
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