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Offline Nick

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CUstomer feedback forms
« on: July 08, 2019, 04:25:28 PM »
Many years ago in Northern Ireland, a colleague and I stayed at a hotel. It was crap, with crap overpriced crap food and crap service. It was crap in every way.

We were given a feedback form to register our impressions.  Each completed card went into a prize draw.

The prize? A free dinner for two in their crap restaurant.

Today at the hospital I was given another form asking how likely I was to recommend them to a friend. What kind of moron conceived this?

I said to my nurses that they were all lovely and that if I knew someone who really really wanted to have a camera shoved up their dick I would recommend them highly  ::)
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Re: CUstomer feedback forms
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2019, 04:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2019, 04:25:28 PM
Many years ago in Northern Ireland, a colleague and I stayed at a hotel. It was crap, with crap overpriced crap food and crap service. It was crap in every way.

We were given a feedback form to register our impressions.  Each completed card went into a prize draw.

The prize? A free dinner for two in their crap restaurant.

Today at the hospital I was given another form asking how likely I was to recommend them to a friend. What kind of moron conceived this?

I said to my nurses that they were all lovely and that if I knew someone who really really wanted to have a camera shoved up their dick I would recommend them highly  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2019, 05:06:09 PM »
So did you win a meal ????????? rubschin:
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Re: CUstomer feedback forms
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2019, 06:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 08, 2019, 04:25:28 PM
Many years ago in Northern Ireland, a colleague and I stayed at a hotel. It was crap, with crap overpriced crap food and crap service. It was crap in every way.

We were given a feedback form to register our impressions.  Each completed card went into a prize draw.

The prize? A free dinner for two in their crap restaurant.

Today at the hospital I was given another form asking how likely I was to recommend them to a friend. What kind of moron conceived this?

I said to my nurses that they were all lovely and that if I knew someone who really really wanted to have a camera shoved up their dick I would recommend them highly  ::)

You don't mingle with the House of Lords then...  rubschin:
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Re: CUstomer feedback forms
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2019, 06:43:57 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 08, 2019, 05:06:09 PM
So did you win a meal ????????? rubschin:

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Re: CUstomer feedback forms
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2019, 12:23:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 08, 2019, 05:06:09 PM
So did you win a meal ????????? rubschin:
noooo:
However, he does get upgraded to a bigger camera next time. :thumbsup:
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2019, 12:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2019, 12:23:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 08, 2019, 05:06:09 PM
So did you win a meal ????????? rubschin:
noooo:
However, he does get upgraded to a bigger camera next time. :thumbsup:

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