Good News For Grump...

[apc2010]

http://www.pretty52.com/news/food-and-drink-drinking-25-cups-of-coffee-a-day-doesnt-harm-the-heart-20190603?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2uteC0gariBliw_7jr-B5-PFO5trCx-zLeuPk53an5dYwodk4S7GrAY4A


 

[Barman]

http://www.pretty52.com/news/food-and-drink-drinking-25-cups-of-coffee-a-day-doesnt-harm-the-heart-20190603?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2uteC0gariBliw_7jr-B5-PFO5trCx-zLeuPk53an5dYwodk4S7GrAY4A


 

Yeah, your heart is fine but your bladder is FUBAR... 

[Steve]

http://www.pretty52.com/news/food-and-drink-drinking-25-cups-of-coffee-a-day-doesnt-harm-the-heart-20190603?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2uteC0gariBliw_7jr-B5-PFO5trCx-zLeuPk53an5dYwodk4S7GrAY4A


 

so all he has to do is cut down to 25 cups a day then

[apc2010]

AND if he fancies a holiday........

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7098101/Coca-Cola-unveils-new-Coke-COFFEE-hybrid.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1gsBPHnnTJhSZ7v32ptl3tHSTV7LGfjLqyxlneu1L-hXCpoIeyPPzCLRc



 

[Steve]

AND if he fancies a holiday........

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7098101/Coca-Cola-unveils-new-Coke-COFFEE-hybrid.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1gsBPHnnTJhSZ7v32ptl3tHSTV7LGfjLqyxlneu1L-hXCpoIeyPPzCLRc



 

  I'll be there then

[Barman]

AND if he fancies a holiday........

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7098101/Coca-Cola-unveils-new-Coke-COFFEE-hybrid.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR1gsBPHnnTJhSZ7v32ptl3tHSTV7LGfjLqyxlneu1L-hXCpoIeyPPzCLRc



 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I know from past experience that if I'm drinking 25 cups of coffee a day it isn't my heart that is at risk but everyone else's in the call centre. Apparently I turn into some kind of demonic cross between Jack Nicholson's Joker and the Tasmanian Devil... 

On the other hand it's safe to say I got shit done (mainly because nobody wanted to argue with me...  )

[Steve]

I know from past experience that if I'm drinking 25 cups of coffee a day it isn't my heart that is at risk but everyone else's in the call centre. Apparently I turn into some kind of demonic cross between Jack Nicholson's Joker and the Tasmanian Devil... 

What do you mean 'turn into'?

[Grumpmeister]

I get worse.....................much much worse and my tolerance for corporate bullshit completely disappears...