Inappropriate gifts

[Nick]

In our adventures earlier we drove past a renowned local secure pyschiatric unit.

Nod pointed out that a mutual acquaintance had once been incarcerated in it (without the option).

The man in question had developed a kind of religious mania. This got wildly out of control, leading to him being sectioned, when he visited every newsagents in the area ripping down the top shelf mags whilst screaming, "Pornography is an abomination before the Lord". 

Feeling a tad sorry for the guy, Nod went to visit him and thought it would be nice to take him a little gift. Chocolate 

Unfortunately, he took a box of Black Magic.  The man had to be sedated   

[Barman]

In our adventures earlier we drove past a renowned local secure pyschiatric unit.

Nod pointed out that a mutual acquaintance had once been incarcerated in it (with the option).

The man in question had developed a kind of religious mania. This got wildly out of control, leading to him being sectioned, when he visited every newsagents in the area ripping down the top shelf mags whilst screaming, "Pornography is an abomination before the Lord". 

Feeling a tad sorry for the guy, Nod went to visit him and thought it would be nice to take him a little gift. Chocolate 

Unfortunately, he took a box of Black Magic.  The man had to be sedated   

 

[Grumpmeister]

In our adventures earlier we drove past a renowned local secure pyschiatric unit.

Nod pointed out that a mutual acquaintance had once been incarcerated in it (with the option).

The man in question had developed a kind of religious mania. This got wildly out of control, leading to him being sectioned, when he visited every newsagents in the area ripping down the top shelf mags whilst screaming, "Pornography is an abomination before the Lord". 

Feeling a tad sorry for the guy, Nod went to visit him and thought it would be nice to take him a little gift. Chocolate 

Unfortunately, he took a box of Black Magic.  The man had to be sedated   

 

I can't decide if Nod is genuinely clueless or evil incarnate...       

[Steve]

In our adventures earlier we drove past a renowned local secure pyschiatric unit.

Nod pointed out that a mutual acquaintance had once been incarcerated in it (with the option).

The man in question had developed a kind of religious mania. This got wildly out of control, leading to him being sectioned, when he visited every newsagents in the area ripping down the top shelf mags whilst screaming, "Pornography is an abomination before the Lord". 

Feeling a tad sorry for the guy, Nod went to visit him and thought it would be nice to take him a little gift. Chocolate 

Unfortunately, he took a box of Black Magic.  The man had to be sedated