Happy Birthday Miss D

[Pirate]

 Happy B'Day Miss D... 

[Just One More]

Happy birthday Miss D. Will you be taking a short break somewhere to celebrate?  x

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh JOM ..you know me so well 

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight 

[Just One More]

Oh JOM ..you know me so well 

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight 

It'll be like going back to the 50's... not that you were there of course x 

[apc2010]

Oh JOM ..you know me so well 

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight 

It'll be like going back to the 50's... not that you were there of course x 

Better than my Cowes joke was gonna be ...

[Barman]

Oh JOM ..you know me so well 

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight 

Parkhurst!? 

[Steve]

Oh JOM ..you know me so well 

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight 

The Channel island you don't have to fly to

[Miss Demeanour]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

[Steve]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo

[Barman]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

Go to Totland Bay... Used to go every year as a kid! 

Bet is hasn't changed a bit... unlike me... 

[Barman]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo

Alum Bay! 

[Steve]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo

And google reveals one very similar example




snigger

[Miss Demeanour]

Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance 

Go to Totland Bay... Used to go every year as a kid! 

Bet is hasn't changed a bit... unlike me... 

 

[Nick]

We went to Totland every year for years. I still have the sand filled dildo somewhere.