I can describe my area within a quarter mile radius
Opposite lives Mr Shorts, he wears shorts all year round, even in blizzards, his daughter is a ...ahem " model "
next to them we have Victor Meldrew and Margaret
my neighbour plays the drums, my other neighbour like barbecues every night
a few doors up we have the local priest who lives between a jew and a sikh ( Honest John )
said Honest John can supply you with anything, and I mean anything, you want it he'll find it
the pub is run by a couple of lesbians, even the pool table has no balls
we have 3 idiots live in the area, one wears a big jacket, even in 90 degree heat and shouts at cars, he usually shouts ; " You want to try getting off your arses "
another one looks like our old mate Ace McFly and dribbles a lot
we have a man with one leg who gets a taxi to the pub everyday, one day I saw him fall out of his wheelchair when he was pissed, and I laughed.
We have the local chavs, also known as the Persil Boys because they wear white tracksuits, one of them rides his nans disability scooter to the co-op
