Smart Shopping

[Uncle Mort]

Just been to the supermarket and used their Smart shopping system where you pick up a scanner ad use it to scan the items as you shop then check yourself out.

Good idea but it's a shoplifters paradise 

Forunately I'm an honest chap 

Was singled out for a random check today.

[Barman]

Just been to the supermarket and used their Smart shopping system where you pick up a scanner ad use it to scan the items as you shop then check yourself out.

Good idea but it's a shoplifters paradise 

Forunately I'm an honest chap 

Was singled out for a random check today.

And...?

[Steve]

Just been to the supermarket and used their Smart shopping system where you pick up a scanner ad use it to scan the items as you shop then check yourself out.

Good idea but it's a shoplifters paradise 

Forunately I'm an honest chap 

Was singled out for a random check today.

Must be random check week, we were on Monday.  I have to say a random check that only checks if you've scanned the 5 items most visible in your trolley (as was what they did) is right up there with chocolate teapots for uselessness

[Darwins Selection]

Just been to the supermarket and used their Smart shopping system where you pick up a scanner ad use it to scan the items as you shop then check yourself out.

Good idea but it's a shoplifters paradise 

Forunately I'm an honest chap 

Was singled out for a random check today.

They always pick the shifty-looking shoppers first.