Exploding Beer

[Steve]

So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere 

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame 

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?

[Nick]

Make it her fault....   *




































































*fat chance 

[Barman]

So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere 

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame 

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?

 

[Steve]

Make it her fault....   *


*fat chance 

She has an alibi.  Me

[Steve]

Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa

And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology

[Nick]

 

Give them Apey's address 

[apc2010]

Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa

And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology

You are F99KING WIERD .........



 

[Steve]

  Moves £100 from left to right pocket


You do know it's easy to sell your self respect but it's impossible to buy it back