Running youself over

[Nick]

So I went to the dump. It's a bit spread out, and since I had scrap metal, cardboard, general rubbish, plastic bottles, glass jars and bottles I did a bit of driving around the site. On the last occasion (TV monitor) I forgot to put hte effing handbrake on and saw that car starting to roll away slowly. I ran round the front to stop it by pushing on the bonnet and then realised I was stuck, I couldn't let go to go and apply the handbrake.

I had to shout for help!

[Snoopy]

So I went to the dump. It's a bit spread out, and since I had scrap metal, cardboard, general rubbish, plastic bottles, glass jars and bottles I did a bit of driving around the site. On the last occasion (TV monitor) I forgot to put hte effing handbrake on and saw that car starting to roll away slowly. I ran round the front to stop it by pushing on the bonnet and then realised I was stuck, I couldn't let go to go and apply the handbrake.

I had to shout for help!

[Nick]

Now there is a new pile of crap to go to the dump but I am too embarrassed to go there. Will have to drive 5 miles to a different one

[Snoopy]

Remember Remember The Fifth of November ....... Haven't your local scout troop started building their bonfire yet?

[Nick]

Not combustible tat unfortunately.

[Snoopy]

Not combustible tat unfortunately.

Oh!

[Nick]

And now The Boy, during my absence, has been introduced to Nutella. I am being pestered to death about every 30 seconds to "make sure you get some Nutella".

I am in no mood to be pestered at present.

[Snoopy]

And now The Boy, during my absence, has been introduced to Nutella. I am being pestered to death about every 30 seconds to "make sure you get some Nutella".

I am in no mood to be pestered at present.

My littlest is allergic to that stuff!  and trips to A&E follow consumption.