Cloned ..??

[apc2010]

Where to start ...

I have just spent 3 hours in leccy board offices...(well half hour social distancing queing...which translates to every fucker for themselves  )...but it is only 100 degrees so standing outside was quite pleasant ...

So finally get in ...all paperwork to connect leccy in new house ..contract. passport etc ..100 snotters connection fee .. ....

Then the lovely lady serving me gets that look ..whilst watching her screen ...the stomach turning .." I wouldn't be a minute" phrase ....

So f77ks off for 10 tens ...gives me a print out of outstanding bill for 613 euros ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  from 8 years ago ....   at an address I have never lived in ....

No at boiling point ..trying to be nice ...please show me paperwork ....well there is an ID number..(I don't have ID nymber ) ...show him my passport which was valid on those dates ..etc..

Finally ...a supervisor of supervisor comes out to "interview" me ...

so decides that the facts are not enough to stop me getting leccy ......

And I don't have a common name .. only 1 registered this side of Island or was that time ...   (found this out when applying for citzenship )...

so leccy goes on Monday ...

[Barman]

Where to start ...

I have just spent 3 hours in leccy board offices...(well half hour social distancing queing...which translates to every fucker for themselves  )...but it is only 100 degrees so standing outside was quite pleasant ...

So finally get in ...all paperwork to connect leccy in new house ..contract. passport etc ..100 snotters connection fee .. ....

Then the lovely lady serving me gets that look ..whilst watching her screen ...the stomach turning .." I wouldn't be a minute" phrase ....

So f77ks off for 10 tens ...gives me a print out of outstanding bill for 613 euros ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  from 8 years ago ....   at an address I have never lived in ....

No at boiling point ..trying to be nice ...please show me paperwork ....well there is an ID number..(I don't have ID nymber ) ...show him my passport which was valid on those dates ..etc..

Finally ...a supervisor of supervisor comes out to "interview" me ...

so decides that the facts are not enough to stop me getting leccy ......

And I don't have a common name .. only 1 registered this side of Island or was that time ...   (found this out when applying for citzenship )...

so leccy goes on Monday ...

You were lucky! 

[apc2010]

Where to start ...

I have just spent 3 hours in leccy board offices...(well half hour social distancing queing...which translates to every fucker for themselves  )...but it is only 100 degrees so standing outside was quite pleasant ...

So finally get in ...all paperwork to connect leccy in new house ..contract. passport etc ..100 snotters connection fee .. ....

Then the lovely lady serving me gets that look ..whilst watching her screen ...the stomach turning .." I wouldn't be a minute" phrase ....

So f77ks off for 10 tens ...gives me a print out of outstanding bill for 613 euros ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  from 8 years ago ....   at an address I have never lived in ....

No at boiling point ..trying to be nice ...please show me paperwork ....well there is an ID number..(I don't have ID nymber ) ...show him my passport which was valid on those dates ..etc..

Finally ...a supervisor of supervisor comes out to "interview" me ...

so decides that the facts are not enough to stop me getting leccy ......

And I don't have a common name .. only 1 registered this side of Island or was that time ...   (found this out when applying for citzenship )...

so leccy goes on Monday ...

You were lucky! 

Very ..I could see me having to pay that ..   even had a plan to add 40 a month to clear it ..what else ..you kinda need leccy ...

At NO point did I swear ......

[Steve]

Trying to stiff you for a bribe?

[Grumpmeister]

Revenge of the neighbour...?