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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2007, 06:42:14 PM »
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stand upwind when you empty the ashes

I guess you didn't noooo:
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2007, 06:43:12 PM »
 point: point: point: point:
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2007, 06:45:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2007, 06:45:46 PM »
Had you not thrown away all those shoe boxes you would have had a suitable receptacle  point:
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2007, 06:46:20 PM »
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It goes everywhere...


Yes. Worse when it's human ashes though.

It wasn't, was it? eeek:
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2007, 06:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2007, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2007, 06:41:28 PM
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stand upwind when you empty the ashes

I guess you didn't noooo:
noooo:

What did I tell you only this morning? ::)


Ashes, soot ...... not much difference really.
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2007, 06:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2007, 06:45:46 PM
Had you not thrown away all those shoe boxes you would have had a suitable receptacle  point:

I doubt it. It went off with some force!
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2007, 06:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2007, 06:46:20 PM
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It goes everywhere...


Yes. Worse when it's human ashes though.

It wasn't, was it? eeek:
No of course not!  whistle:
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2007, 06:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2007, 06:45:46 PM
Had you not thrown away all those shoe boxes you would have had a suitable receptacle  point:
I didn't throw the bloody things away!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2007, 06:57:47 PM »
 rubschin: Landlady "sent to visit elderly relatives in UK". Elderly relatives are notoriously unreliable at remembering who they saw when.
Housing renovations involving knocking down perfectly serviceable chimney and rebuilding same but bigger.
Two weeks later LandLady "fails" to return from UK. BM reports she has run away with a brewery salesman whilst on holiday ~ claims he is heartbroken, makes new supplies of homebrew and settles to watch porn channels received on new, larger sat dish and play with his fish eye lens, which Landlady had said he could have "Over my dead body"

Ze Little Grey Cells 'astings ..... zey are itching!
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2007, 07:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 16, 2007, 06:57:47 PM
rubschin: Landlady "sent to visit elderly relatives in UK". Elderly relatives are notoriously unreliable at remembering who they saw when.
Housing renovations involving knocking down perfectly serviceable chimney and rebuilding same but bigger.
Two weeks later LandLady "fails" to return from UK. BM reports she has run away with a brewery salesman whilst on holiday ~ claims he is heartbroken, makes new supplies of homebrew and settles to watch porn channels received on new, larger sat dish and play with his fish eye lens, which Landlady had said he could have "Over my dead body"

Ze Little Grey Cells 'astings ..... zey are itching!
How very dare you????
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2007, 08:04:17 PM »
This is getting like the "Little Maddy" thread!
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2007, 09:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2007, 08:04:17 PM
This is getting like the "Little Maddy" thread!
Long and winding you mean?
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Re: The all new "I wonder what would happen if..." thread
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2007, 10:31:11 PM »
What did Marmite think about the cat food?

You could enter a joint complaint....
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