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Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« on: April 20, 2020, 11:30:37 AM »


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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2020, 11:37:59 AM »
I have an overwhelming urge to use superglue and epoxy resin. HOw can I resist these temptations?
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2020, 11:38:39 AM »
Do you have a good pizza recipe?
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2020, 12:44:43 PM »
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2020, 12:51:45 PM »
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?

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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2020, 12:53:45 PM »
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?

I'd be careful there, I heard the bugger is trying to con someone into replacing him after I asked him to pray for Nick and Nod  rubschin:
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2020, 01:01:37 PM »
A 'friend' put superglue on his loo seat.  What can I do to avoid dying laughing?
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM »
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2020, 12:13:38 AM »
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2020, 06:25:04 AM »
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2020, 06:35:46 AM »
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:
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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2020, 06:50:35 AM »
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:

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Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2020, 01:59:40 PM »
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:

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Look on the bright side, at least Apey would be sharing your pain. Can you see Misty not posting something in here as well?  whistle:
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