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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #60 on: September 05, 2007, 06:55:39 PM »
Too true!  I planned for the worst today and it happened - as expected - no surprises there then.   sad24:

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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2007, 08:09:52 AM »
Well, my Hewlett-Packard calculator doesn?t work now. Its been my favourite since I bought it in 1987.  cussing:

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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2007, 08:13:32 AM »
Do you need a calculator to add up the takings at this pub?
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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2007, 08:14:35 AM »
Do you need a calculator to add up the takings at this pub?
No, the fingers on one hand would be more than sufficient for that?  noooo:
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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #64 on: September 14, 2007, 08:16:56 AM »
Do you need a calculator to add up the takings at this pub?
No, the fingers on one hand would be more than sufficient for that?  noooo:

The fingers of one finger I would have thought.
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Re: Things that don?t work?
« Reply #65 on: September 14, 2007, 08:39:02 AM »
Well if he'd stop drinking the profits it wouldn't be a problem!  censored: