The Boiler Man Cometh

[Steve]

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong 

or do you mean the contract says they guarantee it will now fail once a month?

[Darwins Selection]

I have one of those monthly contracts now. Nothing can possibly go wrong 

or do you mean the contract says they guarantee it will now fail once a month?

.. or part thereof

[apc2010]

So when will Nick's boiler fail

it will of course wait til the weather's a bit chilly so I'll say Oct 15th

I'll have a fiver on November the 5th 

   sell tickets ..

[Grumpmeister]

The boiler man cometh
He seeeth Nick's boiler
And runneth away screaming

 

[Darwins Selection]

Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.

[Barman]

Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.

[Steve]

Cometh the man, cometh the (cold) shower.

[The Moan Ranger]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

[Barman]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

One of those condensing jobbies is it...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ? 

[The Moan Ranger]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

One of those condensing jobbies is it...? 

No a 20 year old jobbie. Separate hot water tank and the really old fashioned stuff. The system is losing water somewhere (there are some strange valves above it) and I think it's sucking air in and forcing the water somewhere - possibly the expansion tank - or burping it out and it evaporates as it's above the boiler itself. Annoying thing is the pressure guage always says the right thing - 1.0 - 1.4 bar, but this is simply a false reading contaminated by air, as I soon find out when I bleed the system and it drops to nothing.

[The Moan Ranger]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ? 

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined. 

[apc2010]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ? 

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined. 

    (reads warm stella)......

[Barman]

It's packed up again, taking out the plug sockets sometime during the night - presumably when the hot water cycle comes on at 0300. I spotted it at about 0400 when I raised my weary bones to have a slash, as the internet router in the hallway was off. Lucky I did, or all the stuff in my fridge/freezer would have been bollloxed. 

Any chilled voddy that needs using up ? 

No, but the foie gras and caviar is ruined. 

    (reads warm stella)......