I win!!!

[Nick]

Rare experience

A letter brings a parking fine. Private company, so £100 

Found the receipt in my car (under a seat)

I recall now that the Z key on their stupid reg number machine was actually missing so I used the letter Y instead

The receipt has a number now filed on their complaints/appeals system and fine written off

[Barman]

Rare experience

A letter brings a parking fine. Private company, so £100 

Found the receipt in my car (under a seat)

I recall now that the Z key on their stupid reg number machine was actually missing so I used the letter Y instead

The receipt has a number now filed on their complaints/appeals system and fine written off

 

Why is this in the food bit...? 

[Nick]

So I can afford more sausages 

[Steve]

. . .so I used the letter Y instead . . .

I've given up with parking machines.  Yes it costs 20p more on a parking App but it's so much easier  . . .

 . . . and restaurant link - if you find yourself taking longer on the nosh you can extend without leaving the table

[Nick]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

I saved the day and was sort of rewarded 

[Miss Demeanour]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

Is this a coded message ???

[Grumpmeister]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

Is this a coded message ???

It makes about as much sense as Nick usually does 

[apc2010]

So I can afford more sausages 

 

[Just One More]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

I saved the day and was sort of rewarded 

Ever Ready 

[apc2010]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

I saved the day and was sort of rewarded 

Ever Ready 

 

[Barman]

I extend my sausage at every rare opportunity . I was on the phone with Miss I last night as a weird chemical spell led me to a decaying battery in an old laptop of hers....

I saved the day and was sort of rewarded 

Ever Ready 

 

 

[Nick]

She sent me some wonderful pictures, including feet 

[Barman]

She sent me some wonderful pictures, including feet 

No sossies...?

[Nick]

My trousers exploded