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Offline Nick

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Testing kits
« on: March 18, 2022, 01:19:58 PM »
Like many of us, Nod has been sent bowel cancer testing kits annually. He confessed yesterday that he always chucked them away noooo:. I pointed out that if he had not then they might have caught this a lot earlier!

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Re: Testing kits
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2022, 01:37:45 PM »
It was through this method that the Man had his bowel cancer detected as he had no symptoms  lol:

He had thrown away the one sent the year before as well noooo:

One of his close mates had also been having some issues 'down there' but was really resistant to getting any medical help and not doing any of the test kits he was being sent out annually  noooo:  His wife ( who is much  younger) got some tests and she decided to do one as well to encourage him  noooo: His came back clear but she was diagnosed with bowel cancer - she is only 41 !!!
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Re: Testing kits
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2022, 02:12:52 PM »
Like many of us, Nod has been sent bowel cancer testing kits annually. He confessed yesterday that he always chucked them away noooo:. I pointed out that if he had not then they might have caught this a lot earlier!

A salutary lesson.
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Re: Testing kits
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2022, 03:57:27 PM »
Like many of us, Nod has been sent bowel cancer testing kits annually. He confessed yesterday that he always chucked them away noooo:. I pointed out that if he had not then they might have caught this a lot earlier!

A salutary lesson.
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