You read that right!

Woke up at 4am in agony with swollen and
extremely painful balls!

Called the Urologist who said, "come now!" (snigger) so drove to Pafos and had a full ultrasound examination (all free under the new 'NHS' system)...
He reckons I must have 'twisted a tube' in my sleep but all clear now... On strong antibiotics in case of infection...
Christus, still in agony...

Be careful out there chaps!
