Timpsons

[Nick]

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave

[Steve]

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave

They're good at repairing shoes




and fuck all else.  Go to the Post Office they do all the hard work for you with passports

[Just One More]

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave