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Offline Nick

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Tales from the vets
« on: February 21, 2023, 09:26:10 PM »
Just met Georgie, The Boy's girlfriend. She is a vet. We talked about her job. She said the owners were harder to deal with than the animals.
She told me about a guy who carried his dog into the surgery and said, “It is stiff and not eating. “
She pointed out that it was dead.
I am still crying with laughter 🤪

I have asked her for more!!!!
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Re: Tales from the vets
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2023, 11:01:51 PM »
Wonder if the boy has regaled her with the saga of the exploding badger...  whistle:
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Re: Tales from the vets
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2023, 06:24:42 AM »
Another guy brought a dog in and demanded to know if it was a boy or a girl

"Boy",  was the verdict.

"So why has it got nipples?"

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Re: Tales from the vets
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2023, 09:10:58 AM »
Another guy brought a dog in and demanded to know if it was a boy or a girl

"Boy",  was the verdict.

"So why has it got nipples?"

 facepalm: facepalm:
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Well, whatever, nevermind