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Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« on: September 01, 2023, 01:02:08 PM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:



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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2023, 01:53:41 PM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:

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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2023, 01:59:31 PM »
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Tell them to fuck off!  cussing:
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2023, 07:44:23 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2023, 07:44:39 PM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2023, 10:40:35 PM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:
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South West Water tried a massive campaign to get people to save water not long ago, the general consensus was along the lines of "Considering how much you charge you should have enough to fix your fucking leaky pipes then"  lol:
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2023, 09:18:16 AM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:
lol:

South West Water tried a massive campaign to get people to save water not long ago, the general consensus was along the lines of "Considering how much you charge you should have enough to fix your fucking leaky pipes then"  lol:


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We have water issues here, always blamed on 'excessive consumption'... I always point out it is in fact caused by lack of fucking supply!  cussing:

Fortunately, I store tonnes of cold water on the roof so it never affects me anyway...  whistle:
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2023, 10:30:17 AM »
The big issue here in the technically arid South East and I suspect wider isn't leaks and certainly not showers but the massive water needs of agriculture and industry
 
As for the idiot timer does it cater for those who are intelligent enough to turn the shower off mid shower (as much to save the cost of heating the water)?
 
Of course it doesn't.  It's a simple device designed by simpletons for simpletons
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2023, 10:33:17 AM »
The big issue here in the technically arid South East and I suspect wider isn't leaks and certainly not showers but the massive water needs of agriculture and industry
 
As for the idiot timer does it cater for those who are intelligent enough to turn the shower off mid shower (as much to save the cost of heating the water)?
 
Of course it doesn't.  It's a simple device designed by simpletons for simpletons

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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2023, 10:36:03 AM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:
lol:

South West Water tried a massive campaign to get people to save water not long ago, the general consensus was along the lines of "Considering how much you charge you should have enough to fix your fucking leaky pipes then"  lol:


Precisely!  Thumbs:

We have water issues here, always blamed on 'excessive consumption'... I always point out it is in fact caused by lack of fucking supply!  cussing:

Fortunately, I store tonnes of cold water on the roof so it never affects me anyway...  whistle:

Try asking the water company if they have ever heard of the esoteric technology known as the desalinisation plant. Hell if Ghana can build a desalinisation/water treatment plant that can supply most of the country then they have no excuse (and yes I have the same opinion of most of the UK water boards)
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Re: Mr Shower? Meet Mr Egg-timer
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2023, 11:34:36 AM »
Found this through my letter box earlier  Shrugs:




How hot does your shower get to cook eggs.... rubschin:
lol:

South West Water tried a massive campaign to get people to save water not long ago, the general consensus was along the lines of "Considering how much you charge you should have enough to fix your fucking leaky pipes then"  lol:


Precisely!  Thumbs:

We have water issues here, always blamed on 'excessive consumption'... I always point out it is in fact caused by lack of fucking supply!  cussing:

Fortunately, I store tonnes of cold water on the roof so it never affects me anyway...  whistle:

Try asking the water company if they have ever heard of the esoteric technology known as the desalinisation plant. Hell if Ghana can build a desalinisation/water treatment plant that can supply most of the country then they have no excuse (and yes I have the same opinion of most of the UK water boards)

There is a desalination plant up the road but they won't switch it on because reasons... ::)

However, there isn't actually a shortage of water on the island, the dams are still 55% full despite a busy holiday season.

The problem in our village is the the 120 tonnes per hour we receive simply isn't enough to cope and hasn't been for years...  noooo:

There are plans to build some more holding tanks but if the supply is interrupted for any reason they simply can't fill them fast enough...
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