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Offline Nick

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Bond villain failures
« on: January 10, 2024, 07:08:15 PM »
Ways of attempted death for Bond:

Poisonous spider
Fighting and poisoned shoes
Laser Beam and bowler hat and atomic bomb
Sharks
Poison on a piece of string
Crash aeroplane
Air to air missile
Aborted cremation
Exploding cake and oil pipeline
Crocodiles
Duel
More sharks and ice hockey
G force machine
Crocodiles again
Poisonous butterflies
Over medicated racehorse
Poisoned drink
Invisible car
DNA weapon

Just shoot him, you idiot!!
Exploding train


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Re: Bond villain failures
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2024, 08:04:46 PM »
 lol:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Bond villain failures
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2024, 08:45:01 PM »
Fight Anaconda under water

Anaconda loses  noooo:
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Re: Bond villain failures
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2024, 08:07:48 AM »
So many complicated ideas and complete messy failures..................is Nick an upcoming Bond villain..?  whistle:
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Re: Bond villain failures
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2024, 09:03:03 AM »
Gonorrhoea :thumbsup:
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Re: Bond villain failures
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2024, 10:52:24 AM »
Gonorrhoea :thumbsup:


Or exhaustion and dehydration  rubschin:
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